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goldenclitoris:

muslimmilf:

my new extensions came in :-)

i couldnt even tell girl they look so cute (:

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

do she got the booty?

she don’t

(via whatsacanada)

twerk4bieber:

OMFG IM DYING

twerk4bieber:

OMFG IM DYING

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via mister-west)

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active

I’m not even active

(via giiirrrlllmyballsbeitchy)

mylilsunshine:

argentinian-idiot:

theblackship:

pokemonmasterkimba:

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

WHAT’S HAPPENING

Damn

I JUST-

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.